New York Times Book Review
These books look cute.
They come in matched
paperback sets with
catchy titles, and stay
for weeks on the
children's books
best-seller list. They
carry no rating or
recommended age range on
the cover, but their
intended audience
teenage girls can't be
in doubt. They feature
sleek, conventionally
beautiful girls
lounging, getting in or
out of limos, laughing
and striking poses. Any
parent including me
might put them in the
Barnes & Noble basket
without a second glance.
Yet if that parent
opened one, he or she
might be in for a
surprise. The "Gossip
Girl," "A-List" and
"Clique" series the
most successful in a
crowded field of Au
Pairs, It Girls and
other copycat series
represent a new kind of
young adult fiction, and
feature a different kind
of heroine. In these
novels, which have
dominated the field of
popular girls' fiction
in recent years, Carol
Gilligan's question
about whether girls can
have "a different voice"
has been answered in a
scary way.
In Lisi Harrison's
"Clique" novels, set in
suburban Westchester,
the characters are 12
and 13 years old, but
there are no girlish
identity crises, no
submissiveness to
parents or anyone else.
These girls are
empowered. But they are
empowered to hire party
planners, humiliate the
"sluts" in their classes
(" 'I'm sorry, I'm
having a hard time
understanding what
you're saying,' Massie
snapped. 'I don't speak
Slut' ") and draw up a
petition calling for the
cafeteria ladies serving
their lunch to get
manicures.
The "Clique" novels
are all about status.
But sex saturates the
"Gossip Girl" books, by
Cecily von Ziegesar,
which are about 17- and
18-year-old private
school girls in
Manhattan. This is not
the frank sexual
exploration found in a
Judy Blume novel, but
teenage sexuality via
Juicy Couture, blasι and
entirely commodified. In
"Nothing Can Keep Us
Together," Nate has sex
with Serena in a
Bergdorf's dressing
room: "Nate was
practically bursting as
he followed Serena. . .
. He grabbed her
camisole and yanked it
away from her body,
ripping it entirely in
half. . . . 'Remember
when we were in the tub
at my house, the summer
before 10th grade?' . .
. 'Yes!' 'Oh, yes!' . .
. Nate began to cry as
soon as it was over. The
Viagra had worn off just
in time."
The "A-List" novels,
by Zoey Dean (a
pseudonym for a married
writing team hired by
the media packager 17th
Street Productions,
which created all three
series and sold them to
Little, Brown), are
spinoffs of the "Gossip
Girl" series. Now we're
on the West Coast, among
a group of seniors from
Beverly Hills High. Here
is Anna, in Las Vegas
for the weekend with her
posse: "Was there any
bliss quite like the
first five minutes in a
hot tub? Well, yes,
actually. Ben. Sex with
Ben had been that kind
of bliss. . . . Would
sex with Scott offer
that kind of bliss?" Her
best friend, Cyn, also
has feelings for Scott:
"She'd shed a lot of her
usual wild-child ways as
soon as they'd hooked
up. No more stealing
guys with wedding rings
away from their wives
just because she could.
. . . No more getting
wasted at parties and
dirty dancing with
handsome waiters . . . .
No more taking E," or
ecstasy, at nightclubs.
But anything can get
old eventually. Cyn
offers Anna this
world-weary romantic
guidance: "We used to
jump each other, like,
three times a night.
When we went out to the
movies, we'd sit by a
wall and do it during
the boring parts." She
recommends "semi-sex"
not oral sex, because
"that is so over"
behind a statue at
MoMA.
Unfortunately for
girls, these novels
reproduce the dilemma
they experience all the
time: they are expected
to compete with
pornography, but can
still be labeled sluts.
In "Invasion of the Boy
Snatchers," the fourth
novel in the "Clique"
series, Lisi Harrison
reproduces misogynist
scenarios of other girls
shaming and humiliating
a girl who is deemed "slutty"
Nina, an exchange
student from Spain. When
Harrison writes that
Nina's "massive boobs
jiggled," you know she
is doomed to the
Westchester equivalent
of a scarlet letter.
Though "Rainbow
Party" got all the
attention last year
that was the novel about
oral sex in which the
characters even sounded
like porn stars: Hunter,
Rod and Rusty kids
didn't buy it,
literally. In spite of a
shiny, irresistible
cover showing a row of
candy-colored lipsticks,
it was a book more
reported about than
read.
But teenagers, or
their parents, do buy
the bad-girls books
the "Clique," "Gossip
Girl" and "A-List"
series have all sold
more than a million
copies. And while the
tacky sex scenes in them
are annoying, they
aren't really the
problem. The problem is
a value system in which
meanness rules, parents
check out, conformity is
everything and
stressed-out adult
values are presumed to
be meaningful to
teenagers. The books
have a kitsch quality
they package corruption
with a cute overlay.
In the world of the
"A-List" or "Clique"
girl, inverting Austen
(and Alcott), the rich
are right and good
simply by virtue of
their wealth. Seventh
graders have Palm
Pilots, red Coach
clutches, Visas and
cellphones in Prada
messenger bags. Success
and failure are entirely
signaled by material
possessions
specifically, by brands.
You know the new girl in
the "Clique" novel "Best
Friends for Never" is
living in social limbo
when she shops at J.
Crew and wears Keds, and
her mother drives a
dreaded Taurus rather
than a Lexus. In "Back
in Black" the group of
"A-List" teenagers
spends a weekend at "the
Palms Hotel and Casino";
brands are so prominent
you wonder if there are
product placement deals:
"Vanity Fair always
prepared giveaway
baskets. . . . Last
year's had contained a
Dell portable jukebox, a
bottle of Angel perfume
by Thierry Mugler and a
PalmOne Treo 600
Smartphone." (The
copyright page of the
latest "Gossip Girl"
book lists credits for
the clothing featured on
the cover: "gold
sequined top Iris
Singer, peach dress
Bibelot@Susan Greenstadt,"
and so on.)
In these novels, the
world of wealthy parents
is characteristically
seen as corrupt and
opportunistic but the
kids have no problem
with that. In the
"A-List" novels, power
is all about favors:
"Orlando Bloom was next
door with Jude Law, and
Sam knew him from a
dinner party her father
had hosted to raise
money for the Kerry
campaign." As Anna
challenges a young
would-be writer, Scott,
"Do you think you only
got published in The
Times because your
mother called in a
favor?"
The mockery the books
direct toward their
subjects is not the
subversion of adult
convention traditionally
found in young adult
novels. Instead they
scorn anyone who is
pathetic enough not to
fit in. In the "Clique"
novels, the "pretty
committee," dominated by
the lead bitch-goddess,
Massie, is made up of
the cool kids of their
elite girls school. They
terrorize the "losers"
below them in the social
hierarchy: it's like
"Lord of the Flies" set
in the local mall,
without the moral
revulsion.
The girls move
through the school in
what has become, in
movies like "Mean Girls"
and "Clueless," a set
piece for nasty
cool-girl drama: they
are "striking and
confident in their
matching costumes . . .
like a gang of sexy
fembots on a mission to
take over suburbia." In
the classic tradition of
young adult fiction,
Massie would be the
villain, and Claire, the
newcomer who first
appears as an L.B.R., or
"Loser Beyond Repair,"
would be the heroine:
she is the one girl with
spunk, curiosity and
age-appropriate
preoccupations. Claire
and her family live in
the guesthouse of the
wealthy Block family;
Claire's mother is
friends with Massie's
mother, but her father
seems to be employed by
Massie's father in an
uneasily dependent
relationship. In Jane
Austen or Charlotte
Brontλ, that economic
dependency on the "great
house" would signal that
the heroine stands in
opposition to the values
of that mansion. Yet
Claire's whole journey,
in class terms, is to
gravitate into the
mansion. She abandons
her world of innocence
and integrity in which
children respect
parents, are honest and
like candy to embrace
her eventual success as
one of the school's
elite, lying to and
manipulating parents,
having contempt for
teachers and humiliating
social rivals.
Over the course of
the series, Claire
learns to value her own
poorer but closer-knit
family less than she did
before. Indeed, she
pushes her father into
greater economic
dependence on the rich
patrons, absorbing
Massie's shopping tastes
and learning to disdain
her mother's clothing.
Veronica and Betty morph
into mistresses of the
universe, wearing
underwear to school with
the words "kiss it" on
the rear.
Since women have been
writing for and about
girls, the core of the
tradition has been the
opposition between the
rebel and the popular,
often wealthy
antiheroine. Sara Crewe
in Frances Hodgson
Burnett's "Little
Princess" loses her
social standing and is
tormented by the
school's alpha girls,
but by the end of the
story we see them
brought low. In "Little
Women," Jo March's
criticism of "ladylike"
social norms is
challenged by an
invitation to a ball;
while Meg, the eldest
girl, is taken in by the
wealthy daughters of the
house and given a
makeover which is
meant to reveal not her
victory as a character
but her weakness.
This tradition
carried on powerfully
through the 20th
century. Even modern
remakes, like
"Clueless," show the
popular, superficial
girl undergoing a
humbling and an
awakening, as she begins
to question her
allegiance to conformity
and status.
In the "Clique" and
"Gossip Girl" novels,
meanwhile, every day is
Freaky Friday. The girls
try on adult values and
customs as though they
were going to wear them
forever. The narratives
offer the perks of the
adult world not as
escapist fantasy but in
a creepily
photorealistic way, just
as the book jackets show
real girls polished to
an unreal gloss. It's
not surprising that
Cecily von Ziegesar
matter-of-factly told an
interviewer that she
sees her books as "aspirational"
(which she seemed to
think was a good thing).
The great reads of
adolescence have
classically been
critiques of the corrupt
or banal adult world.
It's sad if the point of
reading for many girls
now is no longer to take
the adult world apart
but to squeeze into it
all the more
compliantly. Sex and
shopping take their
places on a barren
stage, as though, even
for teenagers, these are
the only dramas left.